I gave my car a cheap spray wash job and found the end of the hose was missing.  What to do? Should I call the hose police or accuse the gardener of circumcising it with the lawn mower?  I have had the gardener for 25 years.  He is good, reliable and cheap.  The hose is cheap and easy to replace.  I will say nothing and learn to leave with a short hose.  I’m sure I’m not the first woman to make that sacrifice.