Margot, I took this from facebook!

The missionaries helped me move the old washer so I could clean under it before the new washer arrives. I vacuumed up a small turtle,the kind you get at fairs. He was dead. The boys had six of them and thought they had given them to a pet store. I expected dust bunnys, but a turtle!!
My old Maytag washer is incontinent, and leaking a stream. I would complain to the manufacturers’, but the things old enough to vote. Since I’m running out of clean underwear I went shopping. I’m 81 years old, so I don’t want to invest in an expensive machine that is going to outlive me. While on my way to Cagles, the place I often buy my appliances, I stopped at a red light and noticed I was next to Home Depot.
I need bug spray so I parked and went in. I walked by the washers and found a Maytag for a very good price. It includes delivery, setting up, and hauling away the old machine. Now if I had a maid to do the laundry life would be beautiful.