Sister Paige Larsen—Email Excerpt
15 years ago
Friday, November 6, 2009
Not like the good old days
My outside cat Stranger just screamed and that means the bully cat that comes to eat is here! I went outside to run him off and saw him go around the house. He was about twenty feet away. I picked up a small rock to throw and scare him. With my once golden throwing arm I took aim and let fly. It struck the window air conditioner that was about three feet away. The noise scared the cat and he went over the back fence. My noodle arm now throws like a girl and all air conditioners should beware!
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To that I will quote the movie "Ever After"(imagine these being said with English accents):
Boy: You throw like a girl.
Girl: I am a girl, half-wit.
Yeah, I've always thrown like a girl. These are my good old days.
You know, I bet if you went outside and practiced everyday the gold would return to your arm.
And I bet you throw better than me anyway, even without practicing.
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