Aunt Bettie and I were shopping at Costco and a sample of gum was being offered I took one and asked Bettie if she wanted one. She said gum would stick to her dentures. I assured her this was advertised as the kind that would not stick to her plate.

She took some and started to chew. Immediately she became a victim of false advertising and the gum stuck to the roof of her plate. Wishing to be helpful I gave her a tissue. She rubbed to on the gum and now had gum and tissue stuck to her plate.

We agreed that a good paste in the mouth was needed but disagreed on who needed it!